In reality, I'm a Harlequin who loves to speak french and smoke my lungs out.

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

huntersofachievement:

This happened

traynors:

You don’t just play the Sims. You go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

when your door’s left open

cannibal-kaneki:

what it looks like:
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what it feels like:
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fuckyeahchristmaspizza:

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

ICH LIEBE DICH

(Source: spintheblackcircle)

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

(Source: sarahseeandersen)

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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(Source: alessandroscocciapappagallo)

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love thess comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

yrraa:

BATMAN  Terry Mcginnis

I just wanna have some fun, don’t tell me what can’t be done

(Source: yrracynril)