In reality, I'm a Harlequin who loves to speak french and smoke my lungs out.

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deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

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chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

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castiel-nerd-angel:

I’m laughing way too hard

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madotsukies:

shinyumbre0n:

PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS.

This Thursday, Scotland votes for its independence.

The BBC is trying to report that Yes to Independence is losing. They’re using photos to imply our gatherings are tiny and insignificant instead of the many photos like those above. They’re reporting that an anti-independence march by the Orange Order (think the KKK with more British flags) was a peaceful pro-union family march. They have been caught editing clips to discredit our First Minister.

There is a protest outside BBC headquarters right now. They are claiming there are a maximum of 350 protesters.

Watch for yourself. There are far more people outside their offices right now and they are being ignored and misreported.

We need to be seen. The only way we’ve been able to disseminate accurate information has been through social media. The media we rely on to spread unbiased information is lying to us, trying to suppress us.

PLEASE SHARE. PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS. WE NEED OUR VOICES TO BE HEARD.

this website is very american-centric. please, we need to be heard. please pay attention.

this is a whole country’s FUTURE.

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algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

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fileformat:

sappling:

he is risen

Todd is bacc !!

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sexhaver:

cleromancy:

gothamfox:

Series Premiere MONDAY SEPT 22 at 8/7c on FOX!

before was cat woman there was kyle there selina gotham

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crisium:

I see no way this could ever go wrong.

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

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pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”